Few Onion Tales

🌰Few Onion Tales🌰

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There was a time
when people cried only while chopping onions.
Now they cry even while buying onions

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Thappad se darr nahi lagta hai sahab,
PYAAZ se lagta hai..

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Friend Bought 3Kg onions.
He's the new hero of my society.
Also updated Facebook status and tagged 349 friends

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The Lays Cream n Onion flavor is gonna be just cream

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Now I know that she is REALLY crying
because she can't afford onions...

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Rupee is falling,
onion price rising.
Union Bank of India
should change to
'Onion Bank of India

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Waiting for a movie titled
"Onion Kapda Makaan".

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There are only two kind of Indians.
One who can afford Onions and other who cant.

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Heard Sonia gandhi has deposited 100 KG onions in her swiss bank account.

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Thieves steal 5 KG onions from a posh Vasant vihar house.

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Onion hits 100 rupee mark in 3 days. BLOCKBUSTER!
- Taran Adarsh

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That awkward moment when Onion Rings are getting costlier than diamond rings

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"Yaar, such a show off Pyaaz is.
Main 'batata' hoon."
- Potatoes


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बाबुल की दुआएँ लेती जा,
जातुझको सुखी संसार मिले ...
मायके की तुझे न याद आए,
ससुराल मे इतना "प्याज" मिल

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Namak swadaansuar
aur Pyaaz aukatanusar

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Boy to vendor: 1 kilo pyaaz Dena.
2 aunties talking behind him,
ladka achhe ghar ka lagta hai, apni pinky ke liye kaisa rahega....