Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi...!!

Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi...!!
.Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?
.Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai
.Saath me baithe Sardar ne Pakistani ko jor se thappad maara aur bola
Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol sakta kya??
..
Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se):
Tumhein kaha
jaana hai?
.
Pakistani Darr kar bola: Shri
Chandigarh Sahib
Jana hai..
.
Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad
maarkar
bola:
Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui
thi jo Sahib
laga raha hai..!
.
.
Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe
kaha jana
hai?
.
Pakistani: Yeh lo paise aur puchh
sardar se
.
Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap
lagayega !